F I R E !
D I S C L A I M E R !
I'm no pyromaniac. I've never set a fire outside
of a fireplace or a grill or maybe a library basement.
Hahaha! Just kidding. I hate arson, it's ugly.
Nor do I believe in walking into a crowded theater
and yelling FIRE!
Try it in the library, though,
it's godDAMNed funny.
about fire:
- Certain bacteria in moist hay may cause the temperature
of the hay to rise rapidly and start a fire.
- Flames are generated by the combination of the gases forced
from a burning substance and the oxygen in the air.
- The brightest flames are not always the hottest. Hydrogen, which
combines with oxygen when burning to form water, has
an almost invisible flame.
- Fire was invented when Prometheus stole fire from the sun
and carried it to Earth.
Fire!
- The Ohio Players,
Fire
