F I R E !



D I S C L A I M E R !

I'm no pyromaniac. I've never set a fire outside
of a fireplace or a grill or maybe a library basement.

Help, fire!
Hahaha! Just kidding. I hate arson, it's ugly.
Nor do I believe in walking into a crowded theater
and yelling FIRE! Try it in the library, though,
it's godDAMNed funny.
FUN FACTS about fire:



- The Ohio Players, Fire