ME!

This section is about ME!
Now usually I don't like myself all that much,
but this is, after all, the solipsistic section.
So here's where I trumpet MYSELF,
just as you would, were this the pathetic solipsistic
section of your page... However, this happens to be
MY page, NOT yours.

Here's a picture of ME, quite a doggoned long while ago.
Here's a more recent picture of ME.
Here's a picture of ME in the future.