WHOA!
                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                          
Very pretty, I think.
Look at those sensuous, undulating pixels! Ooooh!
But I think you've had enough porn for one day.
                                                    
Come along long now, return to the FORK immediately!
                                                                                                      
Or it's your butt!